Sunday, September 21, 2008
11:38 PM
POO FOR DINNER!!! YAY!!!
"Want some poo? It tastes nice!" she said.
Seriously, the chocolate looked EXACTLY like poo. Absoulutely DISGUSTING. Yeah and it was actually chocolate... X)
Can you believe it? Just look at the chocolate:
Looks like poo right?
And it actually came in such royal packaging =) :
Sunday, September 14, 2008
11:04 PM
Hewow
Yeah anyway I made some funny faces quite a while ago and my friend snapped some photos of them. Here dey are. Hope they seem interesting.
Nitwit face!
Pussy cat face!(look under my nose)
Check out these folds!
Lol retarded...
Spatic typing X)
Monday, September 8, 2008
2:47 AM
EGGZAMSSS!!!
Epic
Xtra stupid
Armpit hair-smelling
Monstrous
Sardines
MAN I HATE EPIC XTRA STUPID ARMPIT HAIR-SMELLING SARDINES!!!
Oh and by the way I suddenly fell in love with an old cartoon show - Pinky & the Brain. It's so retarded! But that's what makes it funny. Pinky and the Brain are both two lab mice. Pinky is this brainless, skinny mouse whereas the brain is this evil, scheming guy who is even more intelligent than a human and wants to take over the world.
Pinky is the guy sitting on Brain's head.
Yeah and I learnt this hilarious dance from the show. It's called the Smaxahouven (i think that's how you spell it). It was invented by the Brain's arch nemesis in taking over the world and the dance is supposed to make you stupider by forcing you to apply pressure on certain points on your body. The guy's plan was to popularise this dance and then make the whole world stupid so that he could take it over easily. Here is how the dance goes (Note: as you sing the song, follow the song's instructions and do what they say):
Put your fingers in your ears,
put your fingers in your belly
Don't be afraid if they wobble like jelly
Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!
Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!
Put your fingers in your ears,
put your fingers in your belly
Don't stop even if it tickles really badly
Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!
Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!
(repeat many, many times...)
Friday, August 29, 2008
7:43 AM
Facebook... my city... NO!!!
Here is a picture of my current city:
ERRRRGGHHHH!!! STOP ADDING FLYING TERRORISTS EDWARD!!!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
3:37 AM
Toooodayyyyyyy
Me in Whislter!!! woo-hoo!
My sis Alethea blowing a BIG bubble
Me clearing the pavement at my auntie Josey's house.
YOU AWW THIS??? KIDS EAT FREE!!! I'M GONNA STUFF MYSELF WITH FOOD!!!
Bai bai i gtg.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
7:52 PM
Things I want to accomplish by age 40
1. I want to be the President of South Korea
2. I want to be the President of North Korea
3. I want to live on Jupiter
4. Oy wanch too zpell wellll
5. I want to be able make a ceiling fan collapse
6. I want to slide down mount Everest in a sled!
7. I want to persuade Elmo to join a beauty pageant
8. I want to persuade Barney to join American Idol
9. I want to perusade Steve Jobs to rename his company papaya
10. I want to persuade Big Bird to marry cookie monster
7:50 PM
Hi people