Sunday, September 21, 2008


11:38 PM

POO FOR DINNER!!! YAY!!!


Haha hi people. Yesterday, I was doing my math homework in the study room when my mother came in with a little surprise... POO!

"Want some poo? It tastes nice!" she said.

Seriously, the chocolate looked EXACTLY like poo. Absoulutely DISGUSTING. Yeah and it was actually chocolate... X)

Can you believe it? Just look at the chocolate:

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Looks like poo right?

And it actually came in such royal packaging =) :

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Sunday, September 14, 2008


11:04 PM

Hewow


Sighhh... ... It was science and chinese test today. Science test was kinda ok, and Chinese test was weird. It's like in the comprehension, there's a four mark question, then another four mark question, and another four mark question, and then... POOF! A TWELVE mark question ... X(

Yeah anyway I made some funny faces quite a while ago and my friend snapped some photos of them. Here dey are. Hope they seem interesting.

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Nitwit face!


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Pussy cat face!(look under my nose)


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Check out these folds!


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Lol retarded...


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Spatic typing X)


Monday, September 8, 2008


2:47 AM

EGGZAMSSS!!!


Hewow people. Sorry I haven't been blogging for a while. BeeeeCAUSE... I have to study for my eggzams(exams)... boo-hoo...=(

Epic
Xtra stupid
Armpit hair-smelling
Monstrous
Sardines

MAN I HATE EPIC XTRA STUPID ARMPIT HAIR-SMELLING SARDINES!!!

Oh and by the way I suddenly fell in love with an old cartoon show - Pinky & the Brain. It's so retarded! But that's what makes it funny. Pinky and the Brain are both two lab mice. Pinky is this brainless, skinny mouse whereas the brain is this evil, scheming guy who is even more intelligent than a human and wants to take over the world.

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Pinky is the guy sitting on Brain's head.

Yeah and I learnt this hilarious dance from the show. It's called the Smaxahouven (i think that's how you spell it). It was invented by the Brain's arch nemesis in taking over the world and the dance is supposed to make you stupider by forcing you to apply pressure on certain points on your body. The guy's plan was to popularise this dance and then make the whole world stupid so that he could take it over easily. Here is how the dance goes (Note: as you sing the song, follow the song's instructions and do what they say):

Put your fingers in your ears,
put your fingers in your belly
Don't be afraid if they wobble like jelly

Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!
Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!

Put your fingers in your ears,
put your fingers in your belly
Don't stop even if it tickles really badly

Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!
Ohhhhhhhhhh - Smaxahouven!

(repeat many, many times...)


Friday, August 29, 2008


7:43 AM

Facebook... my city... NO!!!


Hello people. Today, I signed in on my Facebook account and entered the "My City" application. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the application, it allows you to build up your own city by adding one citizen into it per day(one is the limit). You get to choose the type of citizens you add and different types of citizens will add points to different stats of your city. There is Prosperity, Safety, Workforce, Culture, Science, Entertainment and Health. Doctors add health points, teachers add science points but subtract entertainment points, translators add culture points, and yada yada yada. Also, your friends can help you add citizens to your city too. There is ONE type of citizen that no one wishes to see in his city - the Flying Terrorist. Flying terrorists take away your prosperity points. AND I NOW HAVE 6 OF THEM!!! AND MY PROSPERITY IS NOW NEGATIVE ELEVEN!!! AND ALL OF THEM WERE ADDED BY EDWARD... ...

Here is a picture of my current city:

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ERRRRGGHHHH!!! STOP ADDING FLYING TERRORISTS EDWARD!!!


Wednesday, August 27, 2008


3:37 AM

Toooodayyyyyyy


Hi people. It's been very boring lately. Man i miss my Supercamp friends. =( During my free time or in the car I just take out my iPod and stare at their pictures... I miss them so much!!! Haha anyway let's talk about holidays. I really LOVE holidays. And my favourite holiday destination is without doubt Canada. Haha my family and I went to Canada in 2004, 2005, and 2007. Nice right? The 2007 trip to Canada was the longest holiday EVER - I stayed there for 3 weeks! In Canada, we went to Vancouver, Whistler, Victoria, and Seattle in te US. And my cousins and uncle and auntie living in Vancouver are awesome. My uncle, uncle Henry, is a really funny guy cause he likes to buy weird items and stuff that he already has just because they are cheap =). Its like there was once, for no particular reason, he went to the supermarket and bought 50 tube of toothpaste!!! He said, "But there was a buy 10 get 5 free offer! Cheap Cheap cheap!"Haha. The best part of the trip was when we went to Whistler to ski. I LOVE SKIING!!! I like it even better than playing computer games! Curse Singapore for being a tropical country... Skiing is really exciting, and it gets your heart racing. I remember my ski coach in 2005 was Morgan, 2007 was Kaya andi cant remeber the one from 2004 haha =). Oh yeah and i also found out that my cousin Alvin living in Canada is getting married this year. Yeah so anyway here are some pictures of my trip to Canada in 2007:

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Me in Whislter!!! woo-hoo!

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My sis Alethea blowing a BIG bubble

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Me clearing the pavement at my auntie Josey's house.

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YOU AWW THIS??? KIDS EAT FREE!!! I'M GONNA STUFF MYSELF WITH FOOD!!!

Bai bai i gtg.



Saturday, August 23, 2008


7:52 PM

Things I want to accomplish by age 40


Hihi. Here is a list of the things I wish to accomplish by the time I am 40.

1. I want to be the President of South Korea
2. I want to be the President of North Korea
3. I want to live on Jupiter
4. Oy wanch too zpell wellll
5. I want to be able make a ceiling fan collapse
6. I want to slide down mount Everest in a sled!
7. I want to persuade Elmo to join a beauty pageant
8. I want to persuade Barney to join American Idol
9. I want to perusade Steve Jobs to rename his company papaya
10. I want to persuade Big Bird to marry cookie monster



7:50 PM

Hi people


Hello people. I am Jarrett Toh and this is my new blog. I hope you find it interesting.